{"product_id":"t-shirt-dress-3","title":"Brain Blender T-Shirt Dress | Rainbow Hypnosis Swirl Rave Dress | Psychedelic EDM Festival Streetwear","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour Eyeballs Have Entered the Spin Cycle. 🌀🌈🔊\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBrain Blender T-Shirt Dress\u003c\/strong\u003e is what happens when a rainbow gets tossed into a blender, somebody hits \u003cstrong\u003ePURÉE\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the bass refuses to let anyone turn it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHuge hypnotic spirals cover a deep black background, each one twisting together electric green, yellow, blue, purple, hot pink and red. The black negative space keeps every swirl separated just enough for the colors to hit even harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLook once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLook twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eForget why you were looking. 😂🌀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌀 Please Do Not Attempt to Unswirl the Swirls\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery giant circular pattern twists inward with repeating waves of saturated rainbow color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eInstead of one massive centered optical illusion, the artwork scatters multiple hypnotic discs across the entire dress. Some are fully visible while others disappear beyond the seams and edges, making the pattern feel larger than the garment itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour eyes keep jumping from spiral to spiral trying to find the beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere isn't one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe checked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🍭 Forbidden Festival Lollipops\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere is something wonderfully suspicious about these swirls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThey look part hypnosis wheel, part psychedelic candy and part festival visualizer that somebody accidentally left running at maximum saturation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAgainst the solid black background, every rainbow spiral becomes its own little visual vortex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePlease don't lick the dress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe shouldn't have to say that, but festival people keep us humble. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e👗 Oversized Fit for Getting Properly Weird\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eoversized, relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e gives this T-shirt dress a loose silhouette with plenty of room through the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWear it straight as an oversized dress, add shorts or fishnets underneath, cinch it with a belt or layer it with your favorite festival accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's comfortable enough for wandering around camp all afternoon and loud enough to walk directly into the venue afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMinimal effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaximum eyeball turbulence. 🌀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🙌 Dropped Shoulders, Zero Dance Restrictions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe dress features \u003cstrong\u003edrop shoulders, lowered armholes and widened sleeves\u003c\/strong\u003e, creating a roomy upper-body fit built for comfortable movement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eRaise your arms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eShuffle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSpin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eConduct the lasers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAttempt to communicate with the DJ entirely through hand gestures from 200 feet away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou've got room. 🔊🙌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧬 Smooth Stretch for the Human Pretzel Hours\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor US fulfillment, the fabric is made from \u003cstrong\u003e93% polyester and 7% spandex\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat blend creates a \u003cstrong\u003esmooth, comfortable stretch fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e that moves with the body while maintaining the relaxed shape of the 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Collar\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003eself-fabric collar\u003c\/strong\u003e finishes the neckline while keeping the construction coordinated with the rest of the garment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eClean neckline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eRelaxed silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCompletely unhinged rainbow whirlpools everywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe believe in balance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧪 OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 Certified\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe fabric is \u003cstrong\u003eOEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003c\/strong\u003e under \u003cstrong\u003eCertificate No. 07.MI.54869 by the Hohenstein Textile Testing Institute\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis means the textile has been tested according to OEKO-TEX® requirements for harmful substances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eQuality testing underneath enough visual chaos to make a kaleidoscope file a formal complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🔊 Wear It Wherever Things Get Loud\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBuilt for \u003cstrong\u003eEDM festivals, dubstep shows, riddim sets, psychedelic bass events, techno nights, house shows, warehouse parties, camping festivals, concerts, afters and everyday alternative streetwear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAdd platforms and kandi for full festival mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThrow on sneakers for everyday rave mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAdd a pashmina and sunglasses for \u003cem\u003eI haven't been back to camp since yesterday\u003c\/em\u003e mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eVersatility. 🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌀 Made for Certified Spin Doctors\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor \u003cstrong\u003ebassheads, kandi kids, wooks, shufflers, headbangers, flow artists, rail breakers, techno creatures, riddim goblins and psychedelic wanderers\u003c\/strong\u003e who can stare directly at this pattern and confidently say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Needs more lasers.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnter the spin cycle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFollow absolutely nothing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the ground starts swirling too, maybe sit down.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂🌀🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLife's a Festival. Dress Like It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePlease review the \u003cstrong\u003esize chart and garment measurements before ordering\u003c\/strong\u003e to select the best fit, especially because this garment features an intentionally oversized silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. 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