{"product_id":"unisex-button-shirt-13","title":"Kaleido Crash Course Unisex Button Shirt | Abstract Color Collision Oversized Shirt | EDM Festival Wear","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor Theory Dropped Out and Joined the Festival Circuit. 🎨🔊🌀\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKaleido Crash Course Unisex Button Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looks like somebody handed a box of markers to a festival visual artist and said, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"There are no rules. Make it louder.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExplosive sections of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eorange, cobalt blue, turquoise, red, purple, yellow, green, pink and cream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collide across the entire shirt in a maze of sweeping curves, sharp wedges, striped waves, dots and fractured geometric shapes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere isn't one pattern.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are approximately seventeen patterns arguing over who gets control of your torso.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNobody won.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's why it works. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Abstract Art Just Discovered Subwoofers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery section of this design seems to be doing something completely different.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblue and turquoise waves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e curl through one side while fiery \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eorange and red shapes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e explode through another. Purple arcs, yellow stripes, green accents and scattered dots weave between sharp cream-colored borders that fracture the artwork into irregular sections.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook once and you'll see geometric shapes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook again and you'll find waves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook a third time and suddenly you're staring at something completely different.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasically, this shirt comes with its own festival visuals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☀️ Featherlight for the Human Kaleidoscope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% recycled polyester in the U.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this button shirt is designed to feel featherlight with a soft, cotton-like touch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIts \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003emoisture-wicking properties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e help manage moisture during warm weather, outdoor festivals, vacations and those daytime sets where your weather app casually says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"feels like surface of sun.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e creates a relaxed silhouette with room for movement and layering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it buttoned for full-color coverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrow it open over a tank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr start dancing and become the human kaleidoscope nobody realized the stage production was missing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌀 Matching Is No Longer Your Problem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome shirts need carefully coordinated outfits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one already brought every color.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on your selected version, the shirt can be finished with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack or white buttons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, while the extended \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2XS–6XL size range\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gives you plenty of options for choosing how oversized you'd like the silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePair it with simple shorts and let the artwork do the 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(GRS)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fabric also meets \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e requirements.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo beneath the fractured geometry, rainbow waves and abstract color explosion is a garment incorporating certified recycled content.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause giving materials another round sounds considerably better than sending them straight to the landfill after one set. ♻️🌎🎨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Chromatic Overload Diagnostics*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors Present:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Yes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMatching Strategy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Abandoned\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVisual Volume:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 11\/10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePattern Direction:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every direction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Stage:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Whichever one has lasers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Plan:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Follow schedule\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Plan:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Follow 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not\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDance Technique:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Abstract expressionism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOutfit Visibility:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Satellite detectable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGoing Back to Camp:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pending further artistic interpretation 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*\u003cspan\u003eDiagnosis performed by nobody qualified in medicine, fine art, color theory or explaining why your carefully planned festival schedule survived approximately eleven minutes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eelectronic music festivals, art festivals, house shows, techno nights, club events, 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This unisex button shirt features an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoversized silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and an extended \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2XS–6XL size range\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, so checking the measurements can help you decide exactly how relaxed you'd like it to wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelecting the correct size the first time also helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. 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