{"product_id":"unisex-button-shirt-14","title":"Wookhole Theory Unisex Button Shirt | Hypnotic Rainbow Vortex Oversized Shirt | EDM Festival Wear","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou Were Headed to the Water Station. The Vortex Had Other Plans. 🌀🌈🔊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWookhole Theory Unisex Button Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looks like somebody discovered a wormhole behind the bass stage and decided the only reasonable response was to wear it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMassive swirling vortexes twist across the shirt in tightly packed ribbons of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003epurple, lime green, turquoise, orange, yellow, blue, pink and red\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, creating a hypnotic pattern that bends inward, stretches outward and generally refuses to let your eyeballs relax.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook at it long enough and you'll either find enlightenment or forget why you walked over here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoth are acceptable festival outcomes. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌀 Please Keep Hands and Kandi Inside the Wormhole\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis artwork is built around enormous spiraling formations that seem to fold directly into one another.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHundreds of thin colorful lines curve around each vortex, producing a layered sense of depth and motion. Purple and green dominate the palette while flashes of orange, red, turquoise and yellow weave through the spirals like lasers getting sucked into another dimension.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe closer you look, the more complicated it gets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich is also a fairly accurate description of every festival side quest ever attempted after midnight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌈 Featherlight for Interdimensional Travel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% recycled polyester in the U.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this button shirt is designed with a featherlight feel and soft, cotton-like touch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIts \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003emoisture-wicking properties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e help manage moisture during warm weather, outdoor festivals, vacations and daytime adventures when the sun decides your personal space is optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e creates a loose, relaxed silhouette with plenty of room for movement and layering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it buttoned for maximum vortex coverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrow it open over a tank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr start spinning around in it and immediately make the situation considerably more complicated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔊 Your Outfit Has Developed Gravitational 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shorts and let the spirals dominate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCombine it with psychedelic festival bottoms if you've decided visual restraint is no longer part of your journey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEither way, strangers are going to stare.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey may also become trapped in the pattern.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's between them and the vortex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♻️ Another Trip Around the Material Loop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe U.S. version is made from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% recycled polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, with its recycled content certified under the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlobal Recycled Standard 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This unisex button shirt features an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoversized silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and an extended \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2XS–6XL size range\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, so checking the measurements can help you decide exactly how relaxed you'd like it to wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelecting the correct size the first time also helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. 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