POV: The Bass Hit So Hard Your Face Clocked Out. 🫠🔊👻

The Lost My Face at the Function Women’s Skater Skirt captures that very specific festival moment when you're physically still at the stage, spiritually somewhere near the lasers and mentally operating on approximately three remaining brain cells.

Across a warm cream background, oversized black hand-drawn faces stretch, droop, melt and stare into absolutely nothing. Some look confused. Some look suspiciously content.

None of them know where the campsite is.

🫠 Face Status: Temporarily Unavailable

This artwork doesn't need neon explosions to get weird.

Loose black linework creates an entire crowd of warped characters with stretched noses, melting heads, tiny eyes and expressions ranging from I'm vibing to I have forgotten every language I speak.

The oversized illustrations overlap across the skirt, turning the entire garment into one strange little gathering of festival creatures.

It's minimalist weirdness with maximum personality.

👻 Meet the Afterparty Residents

Look long enough and every face starts developing its own backstory.

There's the one who lost the group.

The one who's been staring at the visuals for 47 minutes.

The one who definitely knows a shortcut.

And the one you absolutely should not follow to the campsite. 😂

The cream-and-black palette keeps everything deceptively simple while letting those bizarre doodled expressions do all the talking.

💃 Flared for Maximum Wobble

The flared silhouette gives the skirt a playful shape with plenty of movement, while the mid-thigh length keeps the fit festival-ready.

An elastic waistband adds comfortable flexibility for dancing, shuffling, wandering vendor row, sitting around camp or entering full noodle-leg mode when the bass finally hits.

Spin around and the strange little faces get their own mosh pit. 🔄👻

💦 Smooth Stretch for Long Festival Days

Made from 75% recycled polyester and 25% elastane for US fulfillment, the smooth stretch blend provides a comfortable combination of flexibility and movement.

The moisture-wicking fabric helps manage moisture during hot festival afternoons, packed dance floors and those sets where standing still simply isn't happening.

For US fulfillment, the fabric weighs 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²).

Comfortable enough for the adventure.

Weird enough for wherever that adventure ends up.

☀️ UPF 50+ for Daytime Shenanigans

The material provides UPF 50+ protection where the garment covers your skin, making it a solid choice for outdoor festivals, camping events, daytime sets and summer adventures.

Because sunscreen belongs on the packing list.

Losing your face does not.

Yet here we are. ☀️🫠

🧵 Printed, Cut & Hand-Sewn

Each skirt is printed, cut and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teams.

Construction includes overlock seams and a cover-stitch hemline for a clean finish that complements the flowing flared shape.

Because of the all-over printing and production process, exact artwork placement may vary slightly from skirt to skirt.

Meaning your personal collection of confused little weirdos may be arranged differently.

🔊 Minimal Color. Maximum Weird.

Built for EDM festivals, dubstep shows, riddim sets, techno nights, warehouse parties, camping festivals, concerts, art events, afterparties and everyday alternative streetwear.

Pair it with chunky boots, a crop top, kandi, fishnets, a pashmina or an equally questionable expression.

No massive rainbow palette required.

Sometimes all you need is cream fabric and a bunch of faces that look like they just heard the nastiest drop of their lives.

🫥 Made for the Chronically Lost Raver

For bassheads, kandi kids, wooks, headbangers, techno goblins, shufflers, rail breakers, flow artists and festival creatures who have definitely said:

“I know where we're going.”

They did not know where they were going.

Lose the map.

Find the bass.

Try to keep your face. 🫠🔊👻

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶

Life's a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to select the best fit.

Choosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

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