Earth Was Fun. The Bass Is Better Up There. 👽🛸🔊

The Beam Me to the Bass Women’s Skort is for the raver who has accepted one simple truth: your people may not actually be from this planet.

Covered in UFOs packed with tiny aliens, retro rockets, green extraterrestrials, pink planets, shooting stars and rainbow tractor beams, this black-background print looks like an intergalactic rave flyer escaped Area 51 and landed directly in your festival wardrobe.

🛸 Your Ride Has Arrived

Forget the shuttle back to camp.

There's a UFO outside.

The playful space artwork scatters little alien crews and rocket ships across the entire skort, while pink, turquoise, green and yellow details glow against the deep black background.

And yes, the UFO appears to contain multiple aliens.

Carpooling is PLUR. 👽👽👽

🚀 Houston, We Have a Bass Problem

Retro rockets blast between planets while shooting stars and tiny cosmic details fill the empty space.

The vibe lands somewhere between Saturday morning cartoons, Area 51 and wandering into a bass stage at midnight without knowing who's playing.

You don't need coordinates.

Follow the lasers.

🌈 Get in Raver, We're Doing Side Quests

Those rainbow UFO beams are clearly not abductions.

They're express transportation to the next set.

Whether you're bouncing between stages, wandering the campground or following someone who said "trust me, I know a shortcut," this print was built for people whose festival itinerary becomes increasingly theoretical after sunset.

💃 Zero-Gravity Dance Mode

The skirt gives you playful movement while built-in shorts underneath add coverage for dancing, shuffling, spinning, sitting and getting weird when the drop hits.

Made from 80% polyester and 20% spandex, the fabric provides comfortable stretch that moves with you.

The regular fit and secure feel help keep things comfortable through long festival days and even longer nights.

👽 Classified Inner Pocket

There's also a built-in inner pocket for keeping a small essential tucked close.

The government doesn't need to know what's in there.

Neither do we.

CLASSIFIED. 🕵️‍♀️😂

🪐 Suitable for Earth & Most Known Rave Planets

Perfect for EDM festivals, raves, dubstep shows, bass events, camping festivals, techno nights, concerts, alien-themed parties and spontaneous interdimensional adventures.

Pair it with a neon crop, bodysuit, bikini top, platforms, space buns, diffraction glasses and enough kandi to establish diplomatic relations with another galaxy.

👾 Intergalactic Raver Report

Planet of Origin: Suspicious
Current Location: Somewhere near the lasers
Primary Language: Wub Wub
Fuel Source: Festival fries
Mission: Find the squad
Probability of Side Quest: 99.9%
Last Transmission: "Bro, you HAVE to come see this stage." 🛸

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶

Life's a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to select the best fit.

Choosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.