Somewhere Between Mile 20 and Reality, the Mushrooms Started Pedaling Back. 🍄🚴♂️🫠

The Pedal Through Wonderland Bib Shorts look like somebody turned a mushroom patch into a cycling route and forgot to mention that reality gets increasingly optional after the second hill.

The artwork explodes with bizarre illustrated fungi in hot pink, electric yellow, turquoise, purple and blue, covering the bib straps and shorts with oversized caps, tiny shrooms, drippy stems and strange little botanical characters.

It's colorful.

It's weird.

It's basically a mushroom forest doing cardio. 🍄😂

🍄 This Trail Is Definitely Not on the Map

The artwork is packed with psychedelic mushroom shapes that range from recognizable fungi to little organisms that appear to have evolved specifically for festival season.

Bright pink mushroom caps stretch across the purple background while yellow, turquoise and blue fungi weave between them. Smaller illustrations fill the gaps, creating a dense pattern where there's always another strange little character hiding somewhere.

Even the bib straps continue the artwork upward, so the fungi don't stop when the shorts do.

Apparently the colony believes in full coverage.

🚴 Built for Miles, Hills & Questionable Route Choices

Made from 88% polyester and 12% spandex, these cycling bib shorts use high-stretch fabric designed to move with you while riding.

The regular-fit bib construction extends over the shoulders to help keep the shorts positioned while you're pedaling, climbing and wondering why the "small hill" your friend mentioned appears to be an actual mountain.

Integrated gel padding is designed to absorb road vibrations and provide targeted cushioning and support during longer rides.

Because your bicycle seat does not care about your feelings.

The padding does. 😂

🛣️ Your Butt Requested the Upgrade

Long rides mean spending a considerable amount of quality time with your saddle.

That's where the integrated padding earns its place.

The targeted gel padding is designed to help relieve pressure points and absorb vibration from roads and mixed terrain, while the high-stretch polyester-spandex fabric allows movement through the repetitive motion of cycling.

Whether you're cruising smooth pavement or discovering that your "scenic shortcut" contains approximately seventeen miles of questionable terrain, these bib shorts were built with ride comfort in mind.

🍄 Welcome to the Tour de Shroom

Most cycling kits look extremely serious.

Numbers.

Stripes.

Corporate logos.

Aerodynamic everything.

Then you roll up covered in psychedelic mushrooms looking like you've been personally sponsored by the forest.

That's considerably more interesting.

The combination of technical cycling construction and loud festival artwork makes these bib shorts equally at home on a recreational ride, charity event, themed cycling day or any route where boring gear has officially been dropped from the peloton.

🚲 Tour de Shroom Diagnostics*

Current Mileage: Somewhere past reasonable

Mushroom Count: Impossible

Legs: Negotiating

Gel Padding: Doing important work

Hill Ahead: Rude

Friend Who Said "Easy Ride": Liar

Water Bottle: Half full

Snack Situation: Becoming urgent

Route Knowledge: Questionable

Strava Motivation: Dangerous

Road Vibration: Not invited

Next Rest Stop: Hopefully real

Forest Creatures: Judging your cadence

Current Objective: Keep pedaling until reality reloads 🍄😂

*Diagnosis performed by nobody qualified in medicine, cycling coaching, mycology or explaining why every hill gets steeper near the top.

Perfect for road cycling, recreational rides, long-distance cycling, mixed-terrain adventures, charity rides, cycling events, themed group rides, festival-weekend cruising and riders who believe technical gear doesn't have to look painfully serious.

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶🍄

Life’s a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to choose the best fit. These bib shorts feature a regular fit with high-stretch 88% polyester and 12% spandex fabric, shoulder bib construction and integrated padding, so checking the measurements is especially important for choosing a comfortable cycling fit.

Selecting the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

inch	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	34.8	35.8	36.8	37.8	38.8	39.8	40.7	41.7
Waist	28.7	30.3	31.9	33.5	35.0	36.6	38.2	39.8
Hip	34.6	36.2	37.8	39.4	40.9	42.5	44.1	45.7

 

centimeter	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	88.5	91	93.5	96	98.5	101	103.5	106
Waist	73	77	81	85	89	93	97	101
Hip	88	92	96	100	104	108	112	116

 

The size chart is manual measured, the margin of error is 3cm