• Three Sides. Absolutely No Direction. 🔺🟢🔊

  The Triangle Tantrum Men’s Cargo Shorts look like geometry finally snapped, quit school and bought a weekend festival pass.

  Across a deep black background, hundreds of angular shapes crash together in electric green, aqua, turquoise, blue, purple, pink, yellow and orange. Solid triangles collide with outlined shapes while tiny stars and scattered accents fill the gaps.

  There's technically a pattern here.

  Finding it is now your side quest. 😂

  🔺 Geometry Has Left the Classroom

  The artwork is packed with triangles pointing in practically every direction imaginable.

  Some are enormous.

  Some are tiny.

  Some are nested inside other triangles.

  Some appear to have abandoned the assignment entirely.

  The heavy black negative space separates the brighter shapes, creating sharp contrast that makes the electric colors jump from the fabric. Small starbursts scattered throughout the design add another layer of controlled chaos without taking attention away from the geometric centerpiece.

  🩳 Built for Wandering Without a Destination

  Made from 100% polyester, these Men’s Cargo Shorts feature a durable and breathable denim-like fabric that combines classic cargo styling with a considerably less traditional personality.

  The regular fit provides a comfortable, relaxed silhouette for warm festival days, outdoor adventures, casual outings or those campground mornings when you're technically awake but haven't reached functional-human status yet.

  A sturdy waistband and button closure complete the classic cargo construction.

  📱 Side-Quest Storage Included

  Multiple cargo pockets give you extra room for the little things that mysteriously accumulate throughout a festival.

  The thigh cargo pockets have no buttons, keeping them visually streamlined against the already-busy geometric artwork.

  These shorts also feature no back pockets, leaving the rear cleaner while the cargo pockets handle your additional storage.

  Phone? Check.

  Kandi? Check.

  Earplugs? Hopefully.

  Tiny dinosaur somebody named Gerald and insisted you protect for the remainder of the weekend?

  Apparently that's your responsibility now.

  ⚡ Your Outfit Has Become a Screensaver

  There's a certain point where an outfit stops being colorful and begins interfering with peripheral vision.

  These shorts are approaching that territory.

  The combination of black space, fluorescent-looking color and fractured geometry creates an almost digital feel, somewhere between retro arcade graphics, laser projections and the visuals playing behind a DJ when the production crew gets permission to use every button.

  Pair them with black for maximum contrast or abandon restraint completely.

  Nobody bought festival tickets to dress like they're headed to a quarterly budget meeting.

  🔺 Triangle Tantrum Field Report*

  Sides Per Triangle: 3

  Triangles Present: Too damn many

  Current Direction: Whichever way the bass is coming from

  Cargo Pockets: Loot storage

  Back Pockets: Nonexistent

  Phone Location: Probably cargo pocket

  Kandi Acquired: 14

  Trinkets Acquired: Increasing rapidly

  Tiny Dinosaur: Gerald

  Gerald's Qualifications: None

  Squad Location: "By the colorful thing"

  Colorful Things Nearby: Everything

  Distance to Camp: Emotionally devastating

  Steps Today: 31,482

  Decision to Wear Cargo Shorts: Finally, a good one

  *Report prepared without assistance from mathematicians, cartographers or anybody who actually knows where camp is.

  Perfect for EDM festivals, bass events, camping festivals, dubstep shows, house nights, techno events, outdoor concerts, summer adventures, festival camping, casual streetwear and colorful everyday fits.

  Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶🔺

  Life’s a Festival. Dress Like It.

  📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

  Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to choose your preferred fit. These Men’s Cargo Shorts feature a regular fit with a comfortable casual silhouette, so checking the measurements can help you find the amount of room you prefer.

  Selecting the correct size the first time also helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

  ⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

  WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

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The size chart is manual measured, the margin of error is 3cm