Nine Lives. Zero Plans to Go Home Early. 🐱🙂↕️🎶

The Purrty Favors & Poor Decisions Hoodie looks like somebody taught a cat what a festival was and immediately regretted giving it access to the group chat.

Against a deep black background, rows of chunky RAVE lettering are filled with warped geometric patterns in electric green, cyan, pink, purple and yellow, while bright smiley faces casually hang between the words like they've already been awake for three sets too many.

Then the hood grows ears.

At that point, we're no longer pretending this is normal clothing. 🐱😂

😸 Smiley Faces Know Something You Don't

The artwork repeats RAVE across the entire hoodie in shifting multicolor patterns, surrounded by cheerful little faces in turquoise, green and pink.

They're smiling.

You're smiling.

Nobody remembers why.

The black background gives all those bright colors plenty of room to explode, while the oversized lettering makes the design readable from across the crowd.

Pull up the hood and the decorative pointed ears complete the transformation from regular festival attendee to whatever adorable creature has been assigned tonight's side quest.

🎶 Loose Enough for Questionable Choreography

This hoodie is made from scuba fabric consisting of 95% polyester and 5% spandex, creating a smooth, slightly stretchy material that's ready for considerably more movement than standing politely near the back.

The loose silhouette, drop shoulders and long sleeves create a relaxed shape for dancing, wandering, lounging and executing dance moves that seemed significantly cooler in your head.

A drawstring hood with decorative ears adds the playful finishing touch, while the front kangaroo pocket gives your hands, phone and emergency kandi somewhere to hide.

🧥 Constructed for Maximum Meowvement

The combination of 95% polyester and 5% spandex gives the scuba fabric a little stretch while providing a smooth surface for the colorful all-over artwork.

The hoodie features a regular fit with a loose feel, long sleeves and dropped shoulders for an easygoing silhouette.

Up front, the kangaroo pocket adds practical storage.

Up top, the ears add absolutely no practical storage whatsoever.

They do, however, dramatically improve your ability to silently judge your friend for saying, "I don't need to bring a jacket."

Worth it.

🐾 Cute Has Entered the Warehouse

There are two approaches to festival fashion.

One is subtle.

This is the other one.

The combination of oversized typography, candy-colored smiley faces and those unmistakable ears turns this hoodie into wearable evidence that your everyday wardrobe has been permanently contaminated by festival season.

Wear it to the show.

Wear it around camp.

Wear it grocery shopping in February because mentally you're still standing underneath lasers waiting for somebody to yell "ONE MORE SONG!"

😼 Nine-Lives Night-Out Diagnostics*

Lives Remaining: 7

Reason Two Are Missing: We don't discuss Lost Lands

Ears: Operational

Smileys: Suspiciously cheerful

Kangaroo Pocket: Kandi containment unit

Group Chat: 84 unread messages

Current Location: "Near the speakers"

Helpfulness of That Description: 0%

Friend Holding the Schedule: Missing

Backup Plan: Follow interesting noises

Food Vendor Purchase: Financially irresponsible

Random Compliment Received: 11

Random Compliments Given: 26

Going Home Early: Absolutely adorable suggestion 😂

*Diagnosis performed by nobody qualified in medicine, veterinary science or late-night decision making.

Perfect for electronic music festivals, kandi meetups, club nights, warehouse events, camping weekends, dance parties, afters, costume-inspired outfits, everyday alternative streetwear and anyone whose definition of appropriate headwear includes ears.

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶🐾

Life’s a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to choose the best fit. This hoodie features a regular fit with a loose silhouette, drop shoulders and slightly stretchy scuba fabric, so checking the measurements can help you choose the amount of room you prefer.

Selecting the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

Inch	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	26	26.4	26.8	27.2	27.6	28	28.3	28.7
Bust	40.9	42.5	44.5	46.5	48.4	50.4	52.4	54.3
Sleeve	19.7	20.1	20.6	21.1	21.6	22.1	22.6	23.1
Shoulder	20.5	20.9	21.3	21.7	22	22.4	22.8	23.2
Hat width	23.6	24.0	24.4	24.8	25.2	25.6	26.0	26.4
Hat height	16.6	16.9	17.2	17.6	17.9	18.2	18.5	18.8

 

Centimeter	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	66	67	68	69	70	71	72	73
Bust	104	108	113	118	123	128	133	138
Sleeve	50	51	52.3	53.6	54.9	56.2	57.5	58.8
Shoulder	52	53	54	55	56	57	58	59
Hat width	60	61	62	63	64	65	66	67
Hat height	42.2	43	43.8	44.6	45.4	46.2	47	47.8

 

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.