Glazed, Dazed & Chasing Bass. 🍩🦄🔊

The Glazed & Confused Women’s Skort has officially answered the question nobody asked: What happens when a donut eats kandi, grows a unicorn horn and discovers EDM?

Apparently, this. 😂

Covered in adorable blue-frosted unicorn donuts, golden horns, pink accents and colorful sprinkles over a candy-purple background, this skort brings maximum sugar-rush energy without needing a trip to the food vendors.

🍩 Certified Donut Behavior

These aren't ordinary donuts.

They've got horns. Ears. Eyelashes. Attitude.

Some are smiling. Some look suspiciously happy. All of them appear completely unqualified to make responsible festival decisions.

Honestly, relatable.

🦄 Somewhere Between Cute & Completely Unhinged

Pastel blue frosting collides with bubblegum pink, golden yellow and lavender for a print that screams kawaii rave creature meets festival sugar coma.

It's colorful enough to pop during the day and weird enough to belong under the lasers after dark.

🔊 Built for the Sprinkle Stomp

The skirt gives you that fun, flowy festival look while the built-in shorts underneath provide extra coverage when you're dancing, shuffling, spinning or dropping lower than originally planned.

Made from 80% polyester and 20% spandex, the stretchy fabric moves comfortably with your body while maintaining a secure feel.

The regular fit keeps things comfortable through long festival days and even longer nights.

🍬 Secret Snack Compartment*

There's also a convenient inner pocket for keeping a small essential tucked close while you're bouncing between stages.

Phone? Card? Key? Emergency kandi?

Your call.

*Please don't actually fill it with loose sprinkles. We cannot emotionally support that decision.

🌈 Serving Looks With Extra Frosting

Pair it with a pastel crop top, holographic bodysuit, platform boots, colorful fishnets, kandi stacks or enough glitter to become visible from the main stage.

Perfect for EDM festivals, raves, bass shows, kandi meetups, camping festivals, concerts, pride fits, birthday raves and anyone whose aesthetic is "cute but probably feral."

🦄 Unicorn Donut Festival Stats*

Calories: Burned on the dance floor
Frosting: Maximum
Horn: Questionably aerodynamic
Sprinkles: Everywhere
Kandi Trades: Encouraged
Bass Tolerance: Extremely high
Chance of Wandering Away From the Group: 97%
Current Mission: Locate the wubs

*Absolutely zero scientists were consulted. 🍩😂

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶

Life's a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to select the best fit.

Choosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

Size Guide

The size chart is manual measured, the margin of error is 3cm