Your Outfit Just Unlocked a Secret Level. 👁️🌈🍄

The Third Eye Side Quest Women’s Shorts are what happens when your inner child, your festival brain and a box of neon markers are left unsupervised.

A bubblegum-pink base gets absolutely invaded by floating eyeballs, melting rainbows, smiley faces, funky flowers, mushrooms, geometric shapes, sparkles and strange little cosmic doodles. There’s no sensible explanation for what’s happening here.

Perfect. We weren't looking for one. 😂

👁️ The Third Eye Has Entered the Chat

Front, back, left, right...

Something is always watching.

The oversized psychedelic eye graphics mix with abstract shapes and surreal little symbols to create the visual equivalent of wandering into a festival art installation and realizing you've been staring at the same wall for fifteen minutes.

Is it deep?

Maybe.

Is it cute?

Absolutely.

🌈 Certified Side-Quest Energy

Purple rainbows melt across the pink background while yellow, violet, black and white graphics crash into one another like everybody agreed to meet at Main Stage and somehow ended up at the weird little renegade set behind camp.

Smiley faces bring the happy.

Mushrooms bring the weird.

Floating eyeballs bring... questions. 👁️

We recommend not asking them.

🍑 Mid-Rise & Ready to Wander

The mid-rise fit sits comfortably around the waist while the above-knee length keeps these shorts compact, sporty and easy to move in.

An elastic waistband helps provide a secure, comfortable fit whether you're dancing, flowing, exploring the campground or walking six miles because your friend promised the next stage was “literally right over there.”

It was not right over there.

💦 Smooth Microfiber for Hot Festival Days

Made from 75% recycled polyester and 25% elastane for US fulfillment, these shorts feature a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn with a soft feel against the skin.

The moisture-wicking fabric helps manage sweat during hot outdoor festivals, packed dance floors, workouts and those afternoon sets where shade has become more valuable than currency.

The US fabric weight is 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) for a comfortable combination of stretch, coverage and movement.

⚡ Four-Way Stretch for Dance-Floor Nonsense

The four-way stretch fabric stretches and recovers along both the crosswise and lengthwise grains.

Shuffle.

Squat.

Flow.

Headbang.

Attempt whatever dance move your brain invented during the drop.

The fabric moves with you and is designed to recover its shape afterward.

Your dignity may require separate recovery time. 😂🔊

☀️ UPF 50+ for the Daytime Ravers

The fabric offers UPF 50+ protection, providing substantial UV protection where the garment covers your skin.

That makes these shorts ready for camping festivals, daytime sets, outdoor concerts, beach adventures, workouts and summer festival weekends when the sun decides it wants a spot on the lineup too.

Keep sunscreen on everything these shorts don't cover. ☀️🧴

🧵 Built for the Long Haul

These shorts feature overlock and cover stitching for clean construction designed to handle plenty of movement.

Each pair is printed, cut and hand-sewn by our in-house teams, allowing the psychedelic artwork to wrap across the garment instead of being trapped inside a traditional graphic.

Because of the all-over production process, exact artwork placement may vary slightly between individual pairs.

Your eyeball might move.

Your mushroom might wander.

The side quest continues.

🔊 From Main Stage to Gas Station Snacks

Built for EDM festivals, dubstep shows, riddim sets, techno nights, camping festivals, flow sessions, workouts, beach days, concerts, dancing and everyday alternative streetwear.

Pair them with a crop top, oversized festival tee, sports bra, kandi stack, pashmina or whatever questionable masterpiece you assembled inside the tent at 4 PM.

🧿 Made for the Ravers Who Wander Off

For kandi kids, bassheads, wooks, shufflers, flow artists, headbangers, rail breakers, riddim goblins and professional side-questers who disappear from the rave fam for twenty minutes and return three hours later carrying a tiny duck, half a necklace and an incredible story.

Open the third eye.

Follow the weird rainbow.

Absolutely do not ask where the mushroom came from. 👁️🍄🌈

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶

Life's a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to select the best fit.

Choosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

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