The Mermaids Found the Subwoofers. 🧜‍♀️🔊🫧

The Siren Frequency Women’s Skort looks like something surfaced from the deepest part of the ocean, heard a bass drop from shore, and immediately decided land wasn't so bad after all.

Covered in overlapping mermaid-style scales glowing through aqua, turquoise, lavender, icy blue and soft pink, this design has a dreamy iridescent effect that shifts visually across the entire skort. It's aquatic, psychedelic and just strange enough for festival season.

🫧 Certified Bass Siren

These aren't ordinary fish scales.

They're subaquatic rave armor.

The layered scallop pattern creates a dimensional illusion across the fabric, with soft highlights and shadows making each scale appear almost raised.

From a distance it's dreamy.

Up close your eyeballs start swimming. 👁️🌊

🧜‍♀️ Mermaidcore Got a Funktion-One

Turquoise and aqua dominate the design while lavender and pink drift between the scales like underwater lighting.

The result feels part mermaid, part holographic sea creature, part "I haven't seen my campsite since Thursday."

Exactly the correct ratio.

💃 Flip Your Fins on the Dance Floor

The skirt gives you flowy movement while built-in shorts underneath provide added coverage for dancing, shuffling, spinning, sitting and navigating festival terrain.

Made from 80% polyester and 20% spandex, the material offers comfortable stretch designed to move with your body.

The regular fit and secure feel keep things comfortable whether you're floating through the crowd or going full sea creature at the rail.

🐚 Hidden Treasure Pocket

The built-in inner pocket gives you a discreet spot to keep a small essential close.

Basically your own tiny treasure chest.

Except considerably harder for pirates to steal. 🏴‍☠️😂

🌊 From Pool Party to Main Stage

Perfect for EDM festivals, raves, pool parties, beach festivals, house shows, bass events, concerts, themed parties, camping festivals and anywhere aquatic rave creatures gather after sunset.

Pair it with a holographic crop, bikini top, bodysuit, platform boots, glitter accessories or enough pearls and kandi to confuse every nearby mermaid.

🐠 Siren Status Report

Species: Bass Siren
Natural Habitat: Front left
Favorite Sound: Anything below 60 Hz
Hydration Level: Hopefully improving
Known Behavior: Wandering toward lasers
Current Objective: Find water
Immediately Gets Distracted By: Another stage 🫠🔊

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶

Life's a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to select the best fit.

Choosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

Size Guide

The size chart is manual measured, the margin of error is 3cm