Brain.exe Has Left the Chat. 🧠🫠🔊

The Brain on Shuffle Men’s Tank Top is what happens when your last functioning brain cell wanders into the bass stage and decides it's staying until sunrise.

Hot pink, electric blue, slime green, purple, yellow, turquoise and white twist through chunky black outlines in a completely scrambled arrangement of curves, bends and bizarre geometric forms. Nothing follows the rules, which is exactly the point. It looks like festival visuals escaped the LED wall and took over your entire fit.

🫠 Certified Brain Scramble

Try finding the beginning of this pattern.

We'll wait.

Oversized shapes bend into each other, disappear behind thick black lines and suddenly reappear somewhere completely unexpected. Some sections look almost recognizable before immediately turning into another wonky little visual side quest.

It's giving "I know our campsite is around here somewhere." 😂

🔊 Built for the Wubs

The heavy black outlines and warped shapes give this tank serious bass-stage personality.

Pink crashes into lime. Blue gets swallowed by purple. Random yellow shapes show up uninvited. Turquoise is doing whatever turquoise wants.

Under lasers, LEDs and festival lighting, the contrasting colors are ready to pop while the black background keeps the whole beautiful brain scramble tied together.

👕 Regular Fit, Because You Have Places to Wander

The regular fit keeps things comfortable without getting in the way when the crowd starts moving.

Made from 96% polyester and 4% spandex, the premium knit mid-weight jersey has a smooth, comfortable feel made for dancing, lifting, headbanging, campground wandering and accidentally collecting three new rave children before midnight.

⚡ Stretch for Questionable Dance Decisions

The smooth material features comfortable 2-way stretch, stretching and recovering along both the crosswise and lengthwise grains.

Throw elbows responsibly. Hit the weird dance you've never practiced. Become one with the drop. The material is designed to move with you and recover its shape afterward.

✂️ Printed, Cut & Hand-Sewn

The artwork is printed, cut and hand-sewn, allowing the chaotic design to run across the garment instead of sitting inside a basic rectangular graphic.

Because of the all-over production process, exact artwork placement may vary slightly between tanks, meaning your particular slice of visual nonsense can have its own arrangement.

🌎 OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

The fabric is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, meaning it has been tested according to the certification's requirements for harmful substances.

Quality construction underneath absolute visual nonsense. We love balance. ⚖️🌀

🏋️ Gym at 5. Wub Dungeon at Midnight.

Wear it for EDM festivals, dubstep sets, riddim nights, warehouse shows, camping festivals, gym sessions, concerts, pool parties, late-night side quests and everyday fits that need significantly more WTF.

Black shorts keep the outfit grounded.

Kandi and a pashmina remove any remaining possibility of being grounded.

Your call. 😂

🧠 Made for the Chronically Side-Questing

For the bassheads, headbangers, kandi kids, wooks, rail riders, flow artists, riddim goblins and festival creatures who left camp for water and somehow returned four hours later with a spoon necklace, somebody named Pickles and absolutely no water.

Brain: shuffled.

Wubs: acquired.

Side quest: active. 🧠🔊🌀

Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. 🫶

Life's a Festival. Dress Like It.

📏 Please Check the Size Chart Before Ordering

Please review the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to select the best fit.

Choosing the correct size the first time helps reduce unnecessary returns, additional shipping and clothing waste. ♻️🌎

⚠️ California Proposition 65 Warning

WARNING: This product may expose you to chemicals associated with the sublimation inks and printing process that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, visit California Proposition 65.

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